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  • Cain 5753 years ago
    joined the group Adam's Descendants
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  • Cain 5723 years ago
    is trying this farming stuff. It's gotta be easier than trying to manage those flocks.
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  • Cain 5673 years ago
    sent God a gift: Burnt Offering of Grain
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    • God does not like this.
  • Cain 5673 years ago
    has noticed that God liked Abel's sacrifice.
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    • God Why are you angry? Do what's right, and you'll be fine. Don't let sin rule you.
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  • Cain Abel 5673 years ago
    Come over here - I want to talk to you about the sacrifice you just made.
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    • Abel Sure, what's up?
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    • Abel Why are you looking at me like that?
      5673 years ago
    • Abel And why are you arhbbhjggf
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  • Cain 5673 years ago
    is trying to act non-chalant, walking away from Abel's body and whistling intermittently.
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  • God Cain 5673 years ago
    Where is your brother Abel?
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    • Cain What? Am I my brother's keeper?
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    • God Abel's blood is crying out from the ground. And now you are cursed, so the ground will no longer cooperate with your farming.
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    • God Also, you are now a fugitive.
      5673 years ago
    • Abel No, God, it's too much! I'll forever be an outcast and people will try to kill me.
      5673 years ago
    • God No, I am putting a mark on you so that people will know not to harm you.
      5673 years ago
  • Cain 5673 years ago
    is leaving his home and is settling in the land of Nod
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  • Cain 5643 years ago
    My wife just gave me our first-born son! His name is Enoch.
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  • Cain 5633 years ago
    just finished building a city for our family. I'll name the city Enoch too!
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  • Cain 5593 years ago
    is welcoming a grandchild to the family! No, this one is not named Enoch.
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  • Cain 5543 years ago
    is welcoming a great-grandchild to the family!
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