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  • King Jabin 3107 years ago
    is promoting Sisera to the position of Captain of the Guard.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3107 years ago
  • Sisera 3103 years ago
    I got 900 iron chariots. I laugh at your bows and arrows.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3103 years ago
  • Israelites 3100 years ago
    don't care about whatever it was that God said we had to do or not do.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3100 years ago
    • God does not like this.
  • King Jabin Sisera 3100 years ago
    You know what's really annoying?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3100 years ago
    • Sisera Common people?
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin Well, yes, but besides that.
      3100 years ago
    • Sisera Locusts?
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin Oh, never mind - I'll just tell you. The Hebrews.
      3100 years ago
    • Sisera Ah. Yes. Claiming their God can protect them. I'd like to see what their God can do against my iron chariots.
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin That would be interesting... how about we try attacking one of their cities and see what happens?
      3100 years ago
    • Sisera Now that sounds fun!
      3100 years ago
  • Sisera 3100 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3100 years ago
  • King Jabin Sisera 3100 years ago
    How did the raid go?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3100 years ago
    • Sisera Wonderfully! They were no match for my iron chariots.
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin And the plunder?
      3100 years ago
    • Sisera Marvelous too! Lots of goods.
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin We should do that again sometime.
      3100 years ago
    • Sisera Yes, but after harvest so my men can bring home extra food.
      3100 years ago
    • King Jabin Good idea.
      3100 years ago
  • Heber the Kenite 3099 years ago
    is moving away from his people. Kedesh looks like a nice place.
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  • Sisera 3099 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3099 years ago
  • Sisera 3098 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3098 years ago
  • Sisera 3097 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3097 years ago
  • Sisera 3096 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
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  • Sisera 3095 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
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  • Sisera 3094 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3094 years ago
  • Sisera 3093 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3093 years ago
  • Sisera 3092 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3092 years ago
  • Sisera 3091 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3091 years ago
  • Sisera 3090 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3090 years ago
  • Sisera 3089 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3089 years ago
  • Sisera 3088 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3088 years ago
  • Sisera 3087 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
  • Sisera 3086 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3086 years ago
  • Sisera 3085 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3085 years ago
  • Sisera 3084 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3084 years ago
  • Sisera 3083 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3083 years ago
  • Sisera 3082 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3082 years ago
  • Sisera 3081 years ago
    is attacking northern Israel.
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  • Deborah 3081 years ago
    Headed out for a relaxing hike today.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3081 years ago
  • Deborah 3081 years ago
    Resting - at Palm Tree
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3081 years ago
    • Random Israelite Since you're here, could you settle a dispute for me?
      3081 years ago
    • Deborah Sure. What do you need?
      3081 years ago
    • Random Israelite Well, my neighbor borrowed my lawnmower last month, and now he won't give it back. I'd like to sue him in small claims court.
      3081 years ago
    • Deborah What? no, I'm not that kind of a judge. Think spiritual, not legal.
      3081 years ago
    • Random Israelite Oh, sorry.
      3081 years ago
    • Deborah But I do want to be helpful, so continue down this road, take the first left, and you'll come to a courthouse. The legal judge there can help you.
      3081 years ago
    • Random Israelite Thanks!
      3081 years ago
  • Deborah Barak 3080 years ago
    The LORD has said 'Go to Mt. Tabor with 10,000 men of Naphtali and Zebulun. I will deliver Sisera into your hand there.'
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    • Barak I'll go only if you'll go too.
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah What kind of a wimpy attitude is that? I'll go, but since you need a woman's help, a woman - not you - will get credit for killing Sisera.
      3080 years ago
  • Deborah 3080 years ago
    Headed to Kedesh with Barak.
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  • Barak 3080 years ago
    Headed to Kedesh with Deborah.
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  • Barak Men of Naphtali 3080 years ago
    Time for a battle. Meet me at Kedesh.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Barak Men of Zebulun 3080 years ago
    Time for a battle. Meet me at Kedesh.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Heber the Kenite Sisera 3080 years ago
    Pssst!
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    • Sisera Dude, what is it?
      3080 years ago
    • Heber the Kenite Ooklay overay erethay...
      3080 years ago
    • Sisera What? Are you sober?
      3080 years ago
    • Heber the Kenite Look over there! Have you not learned pig latin?
      3080 years ago
    • Sisera No, I think you just invented it.
      3080 years ago
    • Heber the Kenite Whatever - Barak is at Mt. Tabor, readying for battle against you.
      3080 years ago
    • Sisera Oh, this should be fun. Doesn't he realize I have -
      3080 years ago
    • Heber the Kenite 900 iron chariots... Yes, we all know that, Sisera.
      3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    is stopping at home to prepare for battle.
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  • Sisera's Mother Sisera 3080 years ago
    Bye dearie! Good luck in your battle today. Remember that, no matter what, your father and I are proud of you.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
    • Sisera Mom, I thought we discussed this.
      3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    Getting my chariots and going to battle!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Deborah Barak 3080 years ago
    It's go time!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Barak 3080 years ago
    is winning the battle
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    How are my iron chariots not helping?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    Fleeing for my life :( - from Mt. Tabor
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Barak 3080 years ago
    Got all the chariots. Now where's that Sisera?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    is looking for a place to hide
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Jael Sisera 3080 years ago
    Why don't you hide in this tent?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    I am so tired from today's battle.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
    • Jael Here, take this blanket.
      3080 years ago
    • Sisera Thanks. Can I have some water too? I am thirsty like you wouldn't believe
      3080 years ago
    • Jael Here's a cup of milk that we have...
      3080 years ago
    • Sisera That's good too. Hey, stand guard at the door and if anyone asks if I'm here, tell them no.
      3080 years ago
    • Jael Sure.
      3080 years ago
  • Jael 3080 years ago
    is humming a lullaby.
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  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    I'll just rest my eyes for a minute while I can.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Sisera 3080 years ago
    is snoring
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Jael 3080 years ago
    is quietly grabbing a tent stake.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Jael 3080 years ago
    is humming some Peter, Paul, and Mary now.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Jael 3080 years ago
    Just secured Sisera to the floor.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Jael Barak 3080 years ago
    Hey, did you find Sisera yet?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
    • Barak Not yet.
      3080 years ago
    • Jael Why don't you look in this tent?
      3080 years ago
    • Barak He's in here?
      3080 years ago
    • Jael Yes, but he's sleeping.
      3080 years ago
    • Barak !!! He's not sleeping - he's dead!
      3080 years ago
    • Horatio Caine Looks like he had a ... killer headache.
      3080 years ago
  • Barak 3080 years ago
    is leading the troops against the rest of Jabin's army.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • King Jabin 3080 years ago
    is destroyed
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
  • Deborah Barak 3080 years ago
    I'm writing a song. Let me know what you think.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3080 years ago
    • Barak How's it go?
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah Praise the LORD for the avenging of Israel
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Good intro...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah The people chose the wrong gods
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Those were bad days...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah And there was war in the land
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Bad days indeed...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah Zebulun and Naphtali fought for their land
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Warriors are they...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah Blessed be Jael, blessed above all women
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Mm-hmm...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah He asked for water and she gave him milk
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Glass of warm milk...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah She also gave him a nail through his head
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Now he's dead...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah His mother's still waiting for him
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Lookin' out the window...
      3080 years ago
    • Deborah Let all your enemies perish, O LORD.
      3080 years ago
    • Barak Amen
      3080 years ago