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King Jabin 3114 years ago
is promoting Sisera to the position of Captain of the Guard.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3114 years ago
- Sisera likes this.
Sisera 3110 years ago

I got 900 iron chariots. I laugh at your bows and arrows.

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Israelites 3107 years ago
don't care about whatever it was that God said we had to do or not do.

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- God does not like this.
King Jabin Sisera 3107 years ago
You know what's really annoying?

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- Sisera Common people?
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin Well, yes, but besides that.
  3107 years ago
- Sisera Locusts?
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin Oh, never mind - I'll just tell you. The Hebrews.
  3107 years ago
- Sisera Ah. Yes. Claiming their God can protect them. I'd like to see what their God can do against my iron chariots.
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin That would be interesting... how about we try attacking one of their cities and see what happens?
  3107 years ago
- Sisera Now that sounds fun!
  3107 years ago
Sisera 3107 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
King Jabin Sisera 3107 years ago
How did the raid go?

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3107 years ago
- Sisera Wonderfully! They were no match for my iron chariots.
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin And the plunder?
  3107 years ago
- Sisera Marvelous too! Lots of goods.
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin We should do that again sometime.
  3107 years ago
- Sisera Yes, but after harvest so my men can bring home extra food.
  3107 years ago
- King Jabin Good idea.
  3107 years ago
Heber the Kenite 3106 years ago

is moving away from his people. Kedesh looks like a nice place.

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Sisera 3106 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3105 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3104 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3103 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3102 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3101 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3100 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3099 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3098 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3097 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3096 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3095 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3094 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3093 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3092 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3091 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3090 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3089 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Sisera 3088 years ago
is attacking northern Israel.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3088 years ago
- Israelites do not like this.
Deborah 3088 years ago

Headed out for a relaxing hike today.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3088 years ago
Deborah 3088 years ago
Resting - at Palm Tree

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3088 years ago
- Random Israelite Since you're here, could you settle a dispute for me?
  3088 years ago
- Deborah Sure. What do you need?
  3088 years ago
- Random Israelite Well, my neighbor borrowed my lawnmower last month, and now he won't give it back. I'd like to sue him in small claims court.
  3088 years ago
- Deborah What? no, I'm not that kind of a judge. Think spiritual, not legal.
  3088 years ago
- Random Israelite Oh, sorry.
  3088 years ago
- Deborah But I do want to be helpful, so continue down this road, take the first left, and you'll come to a courthouse. The legal judge there can help you.
  3088 years ago
- Random Israelite Thanks!
  3088 years ago
Deborah Barak 3087 years ago
The LORD has said 'Go to Mt. Tabor with 10,000 men of Naphtali and Zebulun. I will deliver Sisera into your hand there.'

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
- Barak I'll go only if you'll go too.
  3087 years ago
- Deborah What kind of a wimpy attitude is that? I'll go, but since you need a woman's help, a woman - not you - will get credit for killing Sisera.
  3087 years ago
Deborah 3087 years ago

Headed to Kedesh with Barak.

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Barak 3087 years ago

Headed to Kedesh with Deborah.

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Barak Men of Naphtali 3087 years ago

Time for a battle. Meet me at Kedesh.

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Barak Men of Zebulun 3087 years ago

Time for a battle. Meet me at Kedesh.

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Heber the Kenite Sisera 3087 years ago
Pssst!

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- Sisera Dude, what is it?
  3087 years ago
- Heber the Kenite Ooklay overay erethay...
  3087 years ago
- Sisera What? Are you sober?
  3087 years ago
- Heber the Kenite Look over there! Have you not learned pig latin?
  3087 years ago
- Sisera No, I think you just invented it.
  3087 years ago
- Heber the Kenite Whatever - Barak is at Mt. Tabor, readying for battle against you.
  3087 years ago
- Sisera Oh, this should be fun. Doesn't he realize I have -
  3087 years ago
- Heber the Kenite 900 iron chariots... Yes, we all know that, Sisera.
  3087 years ago
Sisera 3087 years ago

is stopping at home to prepare for battle.

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Sisera's Mother Sisera 3087 years ago
Bye dearie! Good luck in your battle today. Remember that, no matter what, your father and I are proud of you.

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- Sisera Mom, I thought we discussed this.
  3087 years ago
Sisera 3087 years ago

Getting my chariots and going to battle!

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Deborah Barak 3087 years ago

It's go time!

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Barak 3087 years ago

is winning the battle

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Sisera 3087 years ago

How are my iron chariots not helping?

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Sisera 3087 years ago

Fleeing for my life :( - from Mt. Tabor

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Barak 3087 years ago

Got all the chariots. Now where's that Sisera?

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Sisera 3087 years ago

is looking for a place to hide

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Jael Sisera 3087 years ago
Why don't you hide in this tent?

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- Sisera likes this.
Sisera 3087 years ago
I am so tired from today's battle.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
- Jael Here, take this blanket.
  3087 years ago
- Sisera Thanks. Can I have some water too? I am thirsty like you wouldn't believe
  3087 years ago
- Jael Here's a cup of milk that we have...
  3087 years ago
- Sisera That's good too. Hey, stand guard at the door and if anyone asks if I'm here, tell them no.
  3087 years ago
- Jael Sure.
  3087 years ago
Jael 3087 years ago

is humming a lullaby.

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Sisera 3087 years ago

I'll just rest my eyes for a minute while I can.

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Sisera 3087 years ago

is snoring

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Jael 3087 years ago

is quietly grabbing a tent stake.

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Jael 3087 years ago

is humming some Peter, Paul, and Mary now.

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Jael 3087 years ago

Just secured Sisera to the floor.

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Jael Barak 3087 years ago
Hey, did you find Sisera yet?

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
- Barak Not yet.
  3087 years ago
- Jael Why don't you look in this tent?
  3087 years ago
- Barak He's in here?
  3087 years ago
- Jael Yes, but he's sleeping.
  3087 years ago
- Barak !!! He's not sleeping - he's dead!
  3087 years ago
- Horatio Caine Looks like he had a ... killer headache.
  3087 years ago
Barak 3087 years ago

is leading the troops against the rest of Jabin's army.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
King Jabin 3087 years ago

is destroyed

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Deborah Barak 3087 years ago
I'm writing a song. Let me know what you think.

Like · Comment · Amen! · 3087 years ago
- Barak How's it go?
  3087 years ago
- Deborah Praise the LORD for the avenging of Israel
  3087 years ago
- Barak Good intro...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah The people chose the wrong gods
  3087 years ago
- Barak Those were bad days...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah And there was war in the land
  3087 years ago
- Barak Bad days indeed...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah Zebulun and Naphtali fought for their land
  3087 years ago
- Barak Warriors are they...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah Blessed be Jael, blessed above all women
  3087 years ago
- Barak Mm-hmm...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah He asked for water and she gave him milk
  3087 years ago
- Barak Glass of warm milk...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah She also gave him a nail through his head
  3087 years ago
- Barak Now he's dead...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah His mother's still waiting for him
  3087 years ago
- Barak Lookin' out the window...
  3087 years ago
- Deborah Let all your enemies perish, O LORD.
  3087 years ago
- Barak Amen
  3087 years ago