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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

is leading the army against the Hebrew slaves

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
Hey! Why's it so quiet in the enemy camp?

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- Egyptian Army Maybe the Hebrews are sleeping?
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I No, it's morning. They should be up by now. Someone go spy on their camp.
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- Egyptian Army It looks like they're walking through the sea.
  3327 years ago
- Pharaoh Neferhotep I That's no good - they're getting away!
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Israelites 3327 years ago

are all out of the Red Sea

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

challenged Egyptian Army in the game Capture the Hebrews

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God 3327 years ago
is pulling the wheels off the Egyptian chariots

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I does not like this.
- Egyptian Army God must be fighting us - let's get out of here.
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God 3327 years ago
is letting the sea return to normal

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- Egyptian Army does not like this.