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  • Eli 2944 years ago
    Look at that rude woman here in the temple - texting someone instead of worshipping God.
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  • Eli Hannah 2944 years ago
    Hey lady! Put away your phone - you're supposed to be here to pay attention to God, not that thing.
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    • Hannah But I was asking something of God ... look!
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    • Eli Oh, I see. Well then, may God grant your petition.
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  • Hannah Eli 2939 years ago
    Do you remember me? I asked God for a son, and He gave me a son, so now I'm giving my son to you!
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    • Eli I don't remember signing up for that deal...
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    • Hannah He's a good boy. He will help you in the temple and he will serve God all the days of his life.
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  • Eli 2939 years ago
    is training Samuel to be a priest
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  • Eli Hannah 2937 years ago
    May the LORD give you more children because you gave your first-born son to Him.
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  • Eli 2931 years ago
    Ahh, finally bedtime. Going to sleep now.
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  • Samuel Eli 2931 years ago
    You called, sir?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2931 years ago
    • Eli No I didn't. Go back to bed.
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  • Eli 2931 years ago
    Ahh, peace again. Going back to sleep now.
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  • Samuel Eli 2931 years ago
    You called, sir?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2931 years ago
    • Eli No I didn't. Go back to bed.
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  • Eli 2931 years ago
    Ahh, peace again. Trying to get some sleep tonight.
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  • Samuel Eli 2931 years ago
    You called, sir?
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    • Eli No, but... I think it was God who was calling you. Go back to bed, and answer the voice you hear.
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  • Eli Samuel 2931 years ago
    So, what did God tell you?
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    • Samuel I think you don't want to hear it.
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    • Eli Nonsense! Tell me everything.
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    • Samuel God is going to judge you, because your sons are wicked.
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    • Eli He is God; He can do what He deems best.
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  • Eli 2930 years ago
    is training Samuel some more
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2930 years ago