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  • Elijah 2730 years ago
    I think my time here on earth is drawing to a close.
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  • Elijah Elisha 2730 years ago
    Stay here, because God is sending me to Bethel.
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    • Elisha No way! I'm following you.
      2730 years ago
  • Prophets at Bethel Elisha 2730 years ago
    Do you know that God is going to take Elijah away today?
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    • Elisha Yes, I know that.
      2730 years ago
  • Elijah Elisha 2730 years ago
    Stay here, because God is sending me to Jericho.
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    • Elisha No way! I'm following you.
      2730 years ago
  • Prophets at Jericho Elisha 2730 years ago
    Do you know that God is going to take Elijah away today?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2730 years ago
    • Elisha Yes, I know that.
      2730 years ago
  • Elijah Elisha 2730 years ago
    Stay here, because God is sending me to Jordan.
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    • Elisha No way! I'm following you.
      2730 years ago
  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    is standing by the Jordan River, wondering how to get across.
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  • Elijah 2730 years ago
    is smacking the water with his cloak.
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    Never mind my last status update - Elijah just parted the water so we could walk through the river.
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  • Elijah Elisha 2730 years ago
    Last chance before I leave this earth - anything you need from me?
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    • Elisha Oooh, I'd like a double helping of your spirit.
      2730 years ago
    • Elijah That's a tall order. If you see me as I'm leaving, then it shall be so. If you don't see me leaving, then too bad.
      2730 years ago
  • Chariots of Fire 2730 years ago
    are ready to escort Elijah to heaven.
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  • Elijah 2730 years ago
    is riding to heaven in a whirlwind.
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    My father! My father! The chariot of Israel and the horsemen!
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    is taking Elijah's cloak that he left behind, just in case there is anything special about the cloak.
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    challenged Jordan River in the game Where is the LORD God of Elijah?
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    is walking through the river on dry ground.
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  • Prophets at Jericho 2730 years ago
    Wow! Looks like the spirit of Elijah is on Elisha.
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  • Prophets at Jericho Elisha 2730 years ago
    Hey, we have 50 strong guys here. Let us go look for your master Elijah.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2730 years ago
    • Elisha No, don't bother.
      2730 years ago
    • Prophets at Jericho Come on, we can find him! What do you have to lose?
      2730 years ago
    • Elisha Okay, fine. Go ahead.
      2730 years ago
  • Prophets at Jericho Elisha 2730 years ago
    Hey, we can't find Elijah anywhere.
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    • Elisha I told you so, but you wouldn't listen
      2730 years ago
  • Prophets at Jericho Elisha 2730 years ago
    Our city is nice and all, but the water is awful.
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    • Elisha Bring me a new bowl, and put salt in it.
      2730 years ago
  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    is throwing the salt in the water.
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  • Elisha 2730 years ago
    Thus says the LORD, 'I have healed these waters.'
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