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  • Midianites Israelites 3161 years ago
    all ur base r belong to us
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  • Midianites Israelites 3161 years ago
    we r in ur farms, eating all ur crops
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is hiding from the Midianites and threshing wheat in a secret place
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    • The Angel of the Lord The Lord is with you, mighty man of valor.
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    • Gideon If God is with me, then why are we being oppressed by the Midianites?
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    • The Angel of the Lord I am sending you to save Israel from the oppression.
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    • Gideon Me? But I'm poor and insignificant.
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    • The Angel of the Lord And I am not. I will be with you.
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    • Gideon I know you're telling me this, but I don't quite believe you.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is preparing a sacrifice
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    I am so doomed - I have seen an angel of God
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    • God Relax, Gideon, you'll be fine.
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    • Gideon is building an altar and calling it Jehovahshalom.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    Take a bull, go destroy the altar to Baal, build an altar to me, and sacrifice the bull.
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    • Gideon Okay, but I'm going at night so no one will see who did it.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
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  • Gideon God 3161 years ago
    I'm still not sure about this. How about a sign? How about morning dew on a fleece but not on the ground?
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    • God Very well.
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  • Dew Gideon 3161 years ago
    Ta-da!
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is wringing water out of a fleece.
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  • Gideon God 3161 years ago
    How about just one more sign? How about morning dew on the ground but not on the fleece?
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    • God Very well.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is wringing nothing out of a fleece.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    Gather an army
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is gathering an army.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    Nice army you have there, but it's too big
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    • Gideon An army needs to be big! But if you say so...
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    Any soldier who doesn't feel like fighting is dismissed.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    Your army is still too big
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    • Gideon Are you sure?
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    • God Trust me on this. Have the men drink from the river.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    All soldiers must drink from the river.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    If they put their faces in the water, they're gone.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    Any soldier who put his face in the river is dismissed.
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  • God Gideon 3161 years ago
    Now go attack the Midianites with these 300 men.
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    • Gideon With this tiny army?
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    • God You don't win battles because of your army; you win battles because of Me.
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    • Gideon Good point.
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    • God But since you seem to need confirmation: sneak down to the Midianite camp and listen
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is sneaking down to the Midianite army encampment.
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    • Phurah Sir, it's probably a bad idea to announce a covert operation in your status.
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    • Gideon Oh, uh, right.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is NOT sneaking down to the Midianite army encampment.
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    • Phurah Much better
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    • Gideon Thanks!
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  • Midianite Soldier 1 3161 years ago

    I dreamed last night that a piece of barley bread took down our army tent
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    sent Israelite Army a gift: Pitchers and Trumpets
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    Alright, everyone - do what I do.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is standing just outside the Midianite army camp
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is blowing a trumpet and breaking a pitcher
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  • Gideon commented on Midianites's status.
    Midianites are running away from an attack
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    They're getting away - after them!
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  • Gideon Men of Succoth 3161 years ago
    We're chasing after our enemies and we're hungry. Can we have some bread?
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    • Men of Succoth No
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    • Gideon You chose poorly. On my way back through here, you'll regret not helping me.
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  • Gideon Men of Penuel 3161 years ago
    We're chasing after our enemies and we're hungry. Can we have some bread?
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    • Men of Penuel No
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    • Gideon You chose poorly. On my way back through here, you'll regret not helping me.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is capturing the two Midianite kings
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is teaching the men of Succoth a lesson
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is teaching the men of Penuel a lesson
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  • Gideon Jether 3161 years ago
    Okay son, time to grow up. Take your sword and kill the captive kings.
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    • Jether is too scared to use his sword
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    • Zebah and Zalmunna Oh come on, Gideon - be a man and kill us yourself.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    has just killed Zebah and Zalmunna
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    • People of Israel Be our king and rule over us!
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    • Gideon I'm not in charge - let God be your ruler.
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    • Gideon But I will take the jewelry from your conquests.
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  • Gideon 3161 years ago
    is casting the gold earrings into an ephod
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  • Gideon 3160 years ago
    is spending quality time with his 70 sons.
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  • Gideon 3121 years ago
    is now dead of old age.
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