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  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    is on his way from Jerusalem to Jericho.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    Say, those guys look pretty rough. Maybe if I keep walking and don't make eye contact...
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    That didn't work. Ouch.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    Pain. Pretty sure they broke something. Plus they took my clothes, and nakedness = sunburn. Please, God, send some help.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hey! Over here! Help!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
    • Indifferent Priest Dear me, an injured man. I'll just move over to the other side of the road.
      1982 years ago
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    • Hapless Traveler Help me!
      1982 years ago
    • Indifferent Priest I'm a priest of the Most High, my boy. I've more important things to do than sully my hands with your problems. Good day to you, my boy. Do try to find some clothes, won't you?
      1982 years ago
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  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    He's gone. Some priest.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    God, please send someone nicer than that priest. Soon would be nice.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • You there! Help!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
    • Aloof Levite Whoa, a dude with no clothes and a rockin' suntan. Weird place to sunbathe, man.
      1982 years ago
    • Hapless Traveler Hello! I'm injured! And sunburned! Help me!
      1982 years ago
    • Aloof Levite I'd love to, man, but I've got stuff to do. You know, Levite stuff. I'll just be scooting over to the other side of the road. Don't wanna block your sun. Keep up the good suntan, man.
      1982 years ago
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    • Hapless Traveler Please help me! I'm dying here!
      1982 years ago
    • Aloof Levite Not my problem, man. Just look on the bright side. If you croak, you'll be helping out the environment by feeding the local carrion birds. Who am I to mess with the food chain?
      1982 years ago
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    • Hapless Traveler Please! Please help me!
      1982 years ago
    • Aloof Levite See you around, man. Or not.
      1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    And...he's gone. I hate my life. And that Levite. And that priest.
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  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    I think I'll pass out for a while. I can worry about my injuries later...assuming I wake up. God, help me.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • You okay, pal? Here, let me take a look at your injuries. You've got some nasty scrapes, pal. Let me help you.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Kindly Samaritan 1982 years ago
    sent Hapless Traveler a gift: Oil and wine
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Kindly Samaritan 1982 years ago
    sent Hapless Traveler a gift: Bandages
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • There you go, pal. I'll just put you on my donkey. All right, pal. On we go!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    Huh? Where am I?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
  • Hapless Traveler 1982 years ago
    reached an inn!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1982 years ago
    • Kindly Samaritan The Capering Camel is the best inn in town, pal. One night here and you'll be feeling fine.
      1982 years ago
    • Cloud Strife He's right. There's nothing that a night at an inn can't cure.
      1982 years ago
    • Hapless Traveler Oh no, I have no money. Those thugs took it all!
      1982 years ago
    • Kindly Samaritan I'll handle the bill, pal. You concentrate on getting better!
      1982 years ago
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