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  • David 2873 years ago
    It's that time of year again - battle!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2873 years ago
    • Joab Already? How time flies...
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    • David I know. Have you finished your back-to-war shopping yet?
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    • Joab Finished?! I haven't even started yet. I am so behind.
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    • David Well, it's too late now. Off to battle you go. Start with Ammon and then proceed to Rabbah.
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    • Joab Yes, sir.
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  • David Joab 2873 years ago
    Send me Uriah the Hittite!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2873 years ago
    • David Thanks!
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  • Joab Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    Go back to Jerusalem. King David has sent for you.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is delivering King David's letter to Joab.
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  • Joab 2873 years ago
    is wondering what Uriah has done to deserve this.
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  • Joab 2873 years ago
    is scouting the city. Ah! That looks like a dangerous place.
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  • Joab Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    You'll attack that part of the city with this squadron.
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  • Joab 2873 years ago
    is sending a messenger to tell the king about the battle.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2873 years ago
    • Messenger I appreciate the employment, sir, but why can't the king just read your status updates?
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    • Joab It's more dramatic this way.
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