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  • 7 Sons and 3 Daughters 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Family
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  • 7000 Sheep 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Estate
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  • 3000 Camels 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Estate
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  • 500 Oxen 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Estate
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  • 500 Donkeys 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Estate
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  • Job's Sons 3873 years ago
    are eating and drinnking and being merry.
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  • Job's Sons 3873 years ago
    invited Job's Daughters to an event: Party at our houses
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  • Job 3873 years ago
    sent God a gift: Burnt Sacrifice, in case my children have sinned.
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  • God Satan 3873 years ago
    Have you seen my servant Job? He is a good guy.
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    • Satan Bah! He's nice to you only because he has a comfortable life. I bet if you took away his stuff, he would curse you.
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    • God Oh yeah?
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    • Satan Yeah.
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    • God We'll see about that. Go ahead and wreck his stuff, just don't hurt him.
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    • Satan Deal.
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  • Job's First Servant Job 3873 years ago
    The Sabeans attacks us and took all your oxen and donkeys and killed all the servants there except me.
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  • Job's Second Servant Job 3873 years ago
    A fireball fell from heaven and killed all your sheep and the servants there except me.
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  • Job's Third Servant Job 3873 years ago
    The Chaldeans have stolen all your camels and killed all the servants there except me.
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  • Job's Fourth Servant Job 3873 years ago
    A great wind blew down your sons house and killed all your children and all the servants there except me.
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  • Job 3873 years ago
    The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
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  • God Satan 3873 years ago
    Have you seen my servant Job? He is a good guy, despite your attempts to turn him against Me.
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    • Satan Bah! He's nice to you only because his body is intact. I bet if you hurt him physically, he would curse you.
      3873 years ago
    • God Oh yeah?
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    • Satan Yeah.
      3873 years ago
    • God We'll see about that. Go ahead and wreck his body, just don't kill him.
      3873 years ago
    • Satan Deal.
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  • Satan 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: Sore Boils
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  • Job 3873 years ago
    is cleaning his wounds. I wish someone would invent something better than broken pottery for this purpose.
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    • Job's Wife Are you still keeping the faith after all this? Curse God and die!
      3873 years ago
    • Job You are speaking like a foolish woman. Shall we accept good from God but not bad?
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  • Eliphaz the Temanite 3873 years ago
    is sitting quietly with Job.
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  • Bildad the Shuhite 3873 years ago
    is sitting quietly with Job.
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  • Zophar the Naamathite 3873 years ago
    is sitting quietly with Job.
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  • Job 3873 years ago
    is cursing the day he was born.
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    • Eliphaz the Temanite Listen, Job, this doesn't happen to innocent people. God treats people fairly.
      3873 years ago
    • Job You guys are no help. My life is worthless.
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    • Bildad the Shuhite God rewards those who are good.
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    • Joel Osteen I second that. Job, you can have your best life now!
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    • Job I wish there were someone who could intervene and plead my case before God.
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    • Zophar the Naamathite This isn't too bad, considering what you actually deserve.
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    • Job God is all-powerful, and I will trust Him in this.
      3873 years ago
    • Eliphaz the Temanite Job does not fear God...
      3873 years ago
    • Job Why you gotta hate on me? You're no help.
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    • Bildad the Shuhite God punishes bad people. I'm just sayin'...
      3873 years ago
    • Job People will fail me, especially you guys.
      3873 years ago
    • Zophar the Naamathite Bildad's right - the wicked have problems, you have problems, therefore...
      3873 years ago
    • Job But life is not always fair - sometimes bad people prosper.
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    • Eliphaz the Temanite No, I still think you must have done something wrong. Really wrong.
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    • Job I can't find God to plead my case before Him. Bad people do prosper, but they cannot beat death.
      3873 years ago
    • Bildad the Shuhite Man is nothing before God.
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    • Job I know you don't believe me, but I have my integrity. Humans think they have wisdom, but true wisdom comes from God.
      3873 years ago
    • Job I am humiliated and mocked by people who should be helping instead. During my life, I have obeyed God. I have helped the poor, the widows, and the orphans. Enough said.
      3873 years ago
    • Elihu the Buzite You three friends are not debating very well. But Job, I must say you don't understand God's justice very well. All this talk about how you are innocent - you are the opposite of humility.
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    • God Brace yourself.
      3873 years ago
    • God Where were you when I created the world?
      3873 years ago
    • God Have you been to the stars?
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    • God Have you seen the bottom of the sea?
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    • God Did you give the horse his strength?
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    • God Can you compete with behemoth and leviathan
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    • God Do you think you can teach Me?
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    • Job I repent. You are too powerful. How can I understand Your knowledge? I'll just let it go.
      3873 years ago
  • God Eliphaz the Temanite 3873 years ago
    I'm angry with you and your two friends. You haven't spoken correctly of Me like Job has. Give Me a burnt offering to atone for your folly.
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  • Eliphaz the Temanite 3873 years ago
    sent God a gift: Burnt Offering
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  • Bildad the Shuhite 3873 years ago
    sent God a gift: Burnt Offering
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  • Zophar the Naamathite 3873 years ago
    sent God a gift: Burnt Offering
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  • God 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: 14000 Sheep
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  • God 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: 6000 Camels
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  • God 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: 1000 Oxen
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  • God 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: 1000 Donkeys
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  • 7 Sons and 3 Daughters 3873 years ago
    joined the group Job's Family
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  • God 3873 years ago
    sent Job a gift: Long and happy rest of his life.
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