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  • God Jonah 2680 years ago
    Go to Nineveh and tell them that I don't like what they're doing.
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    • Jonah does not like this.
  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    joined the group I Hate Ninevah
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is boarding a ship for Tarshish
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    • God does not like this.
  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is tired from all the running and fretting.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is taking a nap.
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  • Captain from Joppa Jonah 2680 years ago
    What are you doing sleeping?! Get out here and pray to your God to save us!
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  • Sailors from Joppa Jonah 2680 years ago
    Who are you? Who are you working for?
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    • Jack Bauer Hey! That's my line!
      11 years ago
    • Jonah I'm a Hebrew. I'm supposed to be working for the God of heaven, who made the land and the sea, but I'm not doing what He told me to do so He's letting me know He's unhappy.
      2680 years ago
    • Sailors from Joppa What were you thinking? And how can we fix this mess?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah How about this? You guys throw me overboard.
      2680 years ago
    • Sailors from Joppa That doesn't seem right...
      2680 years ago
  • Sailors from Joppa Jonah 2680 years ago
    I guess we have no other choice. Off you go!
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is now overboard.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is inside someplace sloshy and humid. And it reeks.
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    • Jonah Where am I?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah Whaaaa? A fish!!?!?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah does not like this.
    • Great Fish Hey, you're not exactly a fine catch either...
      2680 years ago
  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is uncomfortable, but it beats treading water in the ocean.
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  • Jonah God 2680 years ago
    I was sinking into the sea, but You, O Lord, saved me via this great fish. I will obey from now on.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is blinking in the bright sunlight.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is rinsing and scrubbing and repeating.
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  • God Jonah 2680 years ago
    Go to Nineveh and tell them that I don't like what they're doing.
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    • Jonah I'm on my way.
      2680 years ago
  • Jonah Ninevah 2680 years ago
    Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.
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    • Ninevah we r soooo sorry. srsly
      2680 years ago
  • God 2680 years ago
    is pleased with Ninevah's repentance.
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    • Jonah does not like this.
  • Jonah God 2680 years ago
    What? You're not going to punish Ninevah for their atrocities? Just kill me now.
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    • God Do you like being angry?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah is not answering that question.
      2680 years ago
  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    is sitting outside the city, waiting for its destruction.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    likes this shade gourd that grew last night. It's shading me from the sun nicely.
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  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    Aaargh. The gourd withered away and I am being scorched by the sun and a blast-furnace of a wind.
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    • God Do you miss the gourd?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah Yes.
      2680 years ago
    • God Are you mad that it died?
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah Yes, mad enough to die.
      2680 years ago
    • God You did nothing for that gourd. It grew overnight and died the next, and yet you feel sorry for it.
      2680 years ago
    • Jonah So?
      2680 years ago
    • God Try having compassion on people too, not just gourds. There are 120,000 people there who need help.
      2680 years ago
    • Truett Cathy And cattle!
      11 years ago
    • God And there's a lot of cattle there too.
      2680 years ago
  • Jonah 2680 years ago
    joined the group I Went to Ninevah and All I Got was This Lousy Sunburn
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2680 years ago