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  • Achan 3280 years ago
    Look at everyone destroying Jericho. Such a waste of good stuff.
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  • Achan 3280 years ago
    No one will notice if I save a few things from perishing...
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  • Joshua More Spies 3280 years ago
    How does the city of Ai look?
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    • More Spies It is not a problem. You don't even need to send the whole army to take it over. Just send a couple thousand troops.
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  • Joshua 3,000 Soldiers 3280 years ago
    Go smite Ai
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  • 3,000 Soldiers 3280 years ago
    are smiting Ai.
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    • Ai No you're not.
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    • 3,000 Soldiers Sure, we're on a way now to pulverize your city. In fact, we're just about at your gates.
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    • Ai Pulverize shmulverize - you're not getting us.
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  • Ai 3280 years ago
    challenged 3,000 Soldiers in the game Take That
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  • 3,000 Soldiers 3280 years ago
    just lost the game Take That.
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  • 3,000 Soldiers 3280 years ago
    Run away! Run away!
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    • Joshua This is terrible.
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  • Joshua God 3280 years ago
    O Lord, why did you bring us over the Jordan just to be destroyed by the Amorites? Once the other nations hear of our defeat at Ai, they'll attack us and we'll be finished.
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    • God Get up. The people have sinned - they have taken things from Jericho after I specifically told them not to. They are hiding it, and you won't be able to win any battles until this is resolved.
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    • Joshua Ok, so how do we resolve it?
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    • God Gather all the people tomorrow. Bring them up, tribe by tribe, and I'll show you the tribe. Then go family by family and I'll show you which family. Then go household by household and then man by man. Then you'll have to enact capital punishment on him.
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    • Joshua Kind of like 20 questions. I got it.
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  • Joshua Israelites 3280 years ago
    Ok, all tribes must assemble.
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the tribe of Reuben
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the tribe of Simeon
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the tribe of Levi
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the tribe of Judah
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    • God Yes
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  • Joshua Israelites 3280 years ago
    Ok, all families of the tribe of Judah must assemble.
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Shelah.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Pharez.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Zerah.
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    • God Yes
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  • Joshua Israelites 3280 years ago
    Ok, all households of the family of Zerah must assemble.
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Jakim.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Zichri.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is the family of Zabdi.
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    • God Yes
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  • Joshua Israelites 3280 years ago
    Ok, all men of the household of Zabdi must assemble.
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is Carmi.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is Achan.
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    • God Yes
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    Here is Carmi.
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    • God No
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  • Joshua 3280 years ago
    I think that does it. There's no one left.
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  • Joshua Achan 3280 years ago
    Alright. Give glory to God and confess what you did.
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    • Achan Indeed, I have sinned against God. I saw among the spoils of war a nice garment, some silver, and some gold. I took them and hid them under my tent.
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  • Joshua Joshua's Assistants 3280 years ago
    Go to Achan's tent and bring us the goods. Or rather, the bads, in this case.
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  • Joshua's Assistants 3280 years ago
    sent Joshua a gift: are retrieving the garment, silver, and gold.
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  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Israelites has just unfriended Achan.
  • Joshua Achan 3280 years ago
    Why have you troubled us? The Lord will trouble you now.
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  • Israelites 3280 years ago
    are burying Achan, his family, and all his possessions with stones. And fire.
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