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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
    invited Canaanites to an event: Gather a Great Army Against Israel
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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
    invited Perizzites to an event: Gather a Great Army Against Israel
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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
    invited Hivites to an event: Gather a Great Army Against Israel
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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
    invited Jebusites to an event: Gather a Great Army Against Israel
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  • Hittites 3279 years ago
    invited Gibeonites to an event: Gather a Great Army Against Israel
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    • Gibeonites No thanks. We're good.
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    • Hittites Fat chance you have - trying to fight on your own against that mighty army.
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  • Gibeonites 3279 years ago
    are making disguises.
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  • Gibeonites 3279 years ago
    have updated their profile photo
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  • Gibeonites 3279 years ago
    are changing their screen name to Distant Foreigners
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  • Distant Foreigners Joshua 3279 years ago
    We are from a distant land. Please make a treaty with us.
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    • Joshua Maybe you're from around here. We can't make a treaty with you then. Who are you guys?
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    • Distant Foreigners We are from a far country. We heard about your God and all that He has done for you.
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    • Joshua Yes, He is giving us this land
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    • Distant Foreigners Our officials told us to go on this long, long journey to meet with you. Look at this crumbly stale bread - it was fresh when we left our homes.
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    • Officers of the People That certainly is old bread.
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    • Distant Foreigners Yes, yes! And look at our clothes. These were new shoes not too long ago. Now they are worn out from our long, long journey.
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    • Officers of the People Looks legitimate to us.
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    • Joshua Very well, we will make a treaty.
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  • Distant Foreigners 3279 years ago
    are signing a treaty with the Israelites.
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  • Officers of the People 3279 years ago
    are signing a treaty with the Distant Foreigners.
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  • Good news - we have signed a peace treaty with some distant foreigners.
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  • Israelites 3279 years ago
    visiting Gibeon.
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  • Bad news - this is the city of those Distant Foreigners.
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    • Officers of the People That was sneaky...
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    • Israelites We are not going to harm them, because you signed that treaty. What did we get from that treaty, anyway?
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    • Officers of the People Well, umm, nothing really.
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    • Israelites So what are we going to do with these people, since they are in our Promised Land but we can't remove them?
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    • Officers of the People Oh, that's easy - we will make them our servants.
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  • Joshua Distant Foreigners 3279 years ago
    Why did you deceive us? Now you will be cursed, destined to be nothing more than our servants, doing the work that we don't want to do.
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  • Distant Foreigners 3279 years ago
    are changing their screen name back to Gibeonites
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  • Gibeonites 3279 years ago
    are chopping wood and hauling water and other menial tasks. But we are alive.
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