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  • Rachel Laban 3618 years ago
    Father, your sister's son is in town!
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  • Laban 3618 years ago
    is running out to the well to meet this relative.
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  • Laban 3618 years ago
    is bringing Jacob back to his house.
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  • Jacob 3618 years ago
    is going back to Laban's house.
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  • Laban Jacob 3618 years ago
    Listen, you're family, not a slave. You should be making a living working for me. What do you want as your wages?
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    • Jacob Hmm... I'll work seven years for your daughter Rachel.
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    • Laban Better you than anyone else. Stay here and work for me.
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  • Leah Laban 3618 years ago
    Oh father! Why is Jacob staying here so long?
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    • Laban Oh, uh, he is working.
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    • Leah I can see that. But why?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban He wants to get married.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah To whom?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban *cough*Rachel*cough*
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    • Leah Don't forget that, as the oldest daughter, I get to be married first.
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    • Laban Yes, I know.
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    • Leah So what are your plans for finding me a husband?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban My plans? Aren't you supposed to attract a spouse yourself?
      3618 years ago
    • Leah Nope, society hasn't come to that yet - it's your job.
      3618 years ago
    • Laban Ahh, well, I'll think of something
      3618 years ago
    • Leah You'd better. Otherwise that guy out there won't get to marry Rachel and then you'll lose a good worker.
      3618 years ago
  • Jacob 3617 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3616 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3615 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3614 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3613 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Leah Laban 3613 years ago
    Oh father! How's the groom search going?
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    • Laban Fine. Still working on it.
      3613 years ago
    • Leah Time's getting low...
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  • Jacob 3612 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3611 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob Laban 3611 years ago
    Alrighty then - that was seven years. Give me my wife.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    can't find a decent husband for Leah anywhere. It's like the only prospect is Jacob.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    The only prospect is Jacob... that gives me an idea!
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  • Leah Laban 3611 years ago
    Oh father! I see you are preparing to marry Rachel to Jacob. WHERE'S MY WEDDING?
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    • Laban Relax. This is your wedding, not Rachel's.
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    • Leah But it's Jacob...
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    • Laban Is there something wrong with Jacob?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah No, but he likes Rachel. Loves Rachel.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban He can learn to love you too? Don't I love both of my daughters equally?
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    • Leah Yes, but this still seems shady.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban Shady? That makes it sound bad. How about 'ingenious'?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah That's being generous
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    • Laban Listen, this is your shot. Are you going along with my plan or not?
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    • Leah Okay, I'm in.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    is inviting everyone around to the wedding and reception.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    is getting his daughter ready for her wedding.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    sent Leah a gift: a handmaid named Zilpah
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  • Jacob 3611 years ago
    has just changed his relationship to married
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  • Leah 3611 years ago
    has just changed her relationship to married
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    • Jacob Leah? I was supposed to marry Rachel.
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    • Ross I know how you feel.
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    • Laban It is tradition in our country that the younger daughter should not be married before the older.
      3611 years ago
    • Jacob You tricked me, Laban.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban It will be fine, Jacob. Finish out your honeymoon week, and then you can marry Rachel too.
      3611 years ago
    • Jacob Oh, alright.
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    • Laban As long as you work seven more years
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    • Jacob !!!
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    • Laban You know, so that they each have an equal price. You don't want things to be unfair, do you?
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  • Jacob Laban 3611 years ago
    Alrighty then - that was seven days. Give me my wife, and no tricks this time.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    is getting his daughter ready for her wedding.
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    • Jacob Which one?
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    • Laban Rachel
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  • Jacob 3611 years ago
    has just changed his relationship to married again
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  • Rachel 3611 years ago
    has just changed her relationship to married
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    • Jacob likes this a lot.
  • Laban 3611 years ago
    sent Rachel a gift: a handmaid named Bilhah
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  • Jacob 3610 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3609 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3608 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3607 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3606 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3605 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob 3604 years ago
    is working for Laban.
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  • Jacob Laban 3574 years ago
    It's time for me to move on. Send me off to my own place. I have served you for my wives and children, but I think 44 years is long enough.
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    • Laban Please stay. I know that God is blessing me because of you. But if you must go, tell me what you want your wages to be.
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    • Jacob Just let me take all the speckled and spotted of the herds - cattle, sheep, and goats. You can keep all the herds with solid colors.
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    • Laban Agreed.
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  • Laban 3574 years ago
    is sneaking off to the herds.
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  • Laban 3574 years ago
    is taking all the speckled and spotted cattle, sheep, and goats and is giving them to his sons and sending them away.
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  • Laban 3574 years ago
    There, now my flocks will be all mine when Jacob goes to take his share.
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  • Laban's Sons Laban 3568 years ago
    What are you letting Jacob do? He is making you poor and himself rich!
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  • Jacob 3568 years ago
    Hmm... Laban doesn't look very friendly anymore.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is going to the fields to shear the sheep.
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  • Jacob 3568 years ago
    is sneaking away while Laban is out shearing the sheep.
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  • Household Servants Laban 3568 years ago
    Your son-in-law Jacob left a couple of days ago - took everything he had with him.
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    • Laban does not like this.
  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is chasing after Jacob.
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  • God Laban 3568 years ago
    Be careful that you do not say anything either good or bad to Jacob.
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  • Laban Jacob 3568 years ago
    Why did you sneak away, like a robber? If you told me you were leaving, we could have had a great going-away party for you. I could punish you for leaving, but your God told me in a dream last night not to say anything good or bad to you. I know you want to get going, but why did you steal my idols?
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    • Jacob I left quickly because I was afraid you would try to keep your daughters.
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    • Jacob And I didn't take your idols. Go ahead and look around - execute anyone who took your idols.
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  • Jacob 3568 years ago
    is watching Laban look through all the tents.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is looking in Jacob's tent.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    Hmm... not there.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is looking in Leah's tent.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    Hmm... not there.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is looking in Bilhah's tent.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    Hmm... not there.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is looking in Zilpah's tent.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    Hmm... not there.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    is looking in Rachel's tent. This is the last tent, so they have to be here.
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  • Rachel 3568 years ago
    is sitting on the camel saddle.
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  • Rachel Laban 3568 years ago
    Forgive me for remaining sitting in your presence, father, but, you know, girl stuff.
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    • Laban Ah...umm... yes, you're fine right there.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    Hmm... the idols are not there either.
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  • Jacob Laban 3568 years ago
    So what did you find? Wait, don't answer, because I know already that you didn't find anything? You know how I know that? Because I didn't take your idols. I hope that was worth your trip out here.
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    • Laban Umm...
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    • Jacob I have worked for you for 20 years; I have been fair but you have been harsh. If it weren't for God's protection, we would probably be your slaves.
      3568 years ago
    • Laban Jacob, Jacob, Jacob - we're all family here. Why would I do anything bad to my relatives? Let us make a pact.
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  • Jacob 3568 years ago
    is setting up a stone.
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  • Laban 3568 years ago
    I will call this place Jegarsahadutha.
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    • Jacob That's too long. I'm going to call this place Galeed.
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  • Laban Jacob 3568 years ago
    This pillar is a witness that the LORD will watch us once we leave here. And He will see if you oppress my daughters or take any more wives other than my daughters.
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  • Laban Jacob 3568 years ago
    This pillar will be a marker, which I will not pass to do you harm and you will not pass to do me harm.
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    • Jacob I swear to that, by the God of my father Isaac.
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