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  • Leah Jacob 3618 years ago
    Welcome to our house. What brings you this way?
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    • Jacob Umm... I think your sister's pretty.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah Oh, I see
      3618 years ago
  • Leah Rachel 3618 years ago
    What is with it you? Do you have to bring all your suitors here to flaunt in front of me?
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    • Rachel I didn't know he was my suitor. He just wanted to know where Laban lived.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah We'll see about that.
      3618 years ago
  • Leah Laban 3618 years ago
    Oh father! Why is Jacob staying here so long?
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    • Laban Oh, uh, he is working.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah I can see that. But why?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban He wants to get married.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah To whom?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban *cough*Rachel*cough*
      3618 years ago
    • Leah Don't forget that, as the oldest daughter, I get to be married first.
      3618 years ago
    • Laban Yes, I know.
      3618 years ago
    • Leah So what are your plans for finding me a husband?
      3618 years ago
    • Laban My plans? Aren't you supposed to attract a spouse yourself?
      3618 years ago
    • Leah Nope, society hasn't come to that yet - it's your job.
      3618 years ago
    • Laban Ahh, well, I'll think of something
      3618 years ago
    • Leah You'd better. Otherwise that guy out there won't get to marry Rachel and then you'll lose a good worker.
      3618 years ago
  • Leah Laban 3613 years ago
    Oh father! How's the groom search going?
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    • Laban Fine. Still working on it.
      3613 years ago
    • Leah Time's getting low...
      3613 years ago
  • Laban 3611 years ago
    can't find a decent husband for Leah anywhere. It's like the only prospect is Jacob.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    The only prospect is Jacob... that gives me an idea!
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  • Leah Laban 3611 years ago
    Oh father! I see you are preparing to marry Rachel to Jacob. WHERE'S MY WEDDING?
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    • Laban Relax. This is your wedding, not Rachel's.
      3611 years ago
    • Leah But it's Jacob...
      3611 years ago
    • Laban Is there something wrong with Jacob?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah No, but he likes Rachel. Loves Rachel.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban He can learn to love you too? Don't I love both of my daughters equally?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah Yes, but this still seems shady.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban Shady? That makes it sound bad. How about 'ingenious'?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah That's being generous
      3611 years ago
    • Laban Listen, this is your shot. Are you going along with my plan or not?
      3611 years ago
    • Leah Okay, I'm in.
      3611 years ago
  • Leah 3611 years ago
    is trying on the wedding dress and a veil - a thick veil.
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  • Laban 3611 years ago
    sent Leah a gift: a handmaid named Zilpah
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  • Leah 3611 years ago
    has just changed her relationship to married
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    • Jacob Leah? I was supposed to marry Rachel.
      3611 years ago
    • Ross I know how you feel.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban It is tradition in our country that the younger daughter should not be married before the older.
      3611 years ago
    • Jacob You tricked me, Laban.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban It will be fine, Jacob. Finish out your honeymoon week, and then you can marry Rachel too.
      3611 years ago
    • Jacob Oh, alright.
      3611 years ago
    • Laban As long as you work seven more years
      3611 years ago
    • Jacob !!!
      3611 years ago
    • Laban You know, so that they each have an equal price. You don't want things to be unfair, do you?
      3611 years ago
  • Leah 3604 years ago
    is feeling ignored over here. Rachel gets all the attention. I knew I shouldn't have trusted dad's plan!
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  • God 3604 years ago
    sent Leah a gift: fertility
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  • Leah 3604 years ago
    is having a son!
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    • Leah His name Reuben, because the LORD has seen my affliction.
      3604 years ago
  • Leah 3602 years ago
    is having a son!
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    • Leah His name Simeon, because the LORD has heard that I was hated.
      3602 years ago
  • Leah 3600 years ago
    is having a son!
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    • Leah His name Levi, because now my husband will love me for my three sons.
      3600 years ago
  • Leah 3598 years ago
    is having a son!
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    • Leah His name Judah, because now I will praise the LORD.
      3598 years ago
  • Leah 3598 years ago
    is done having children
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  • Leah 3592 years ago
    Rachel can't have kids. At least I have some consolation in that.
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  • Zilpah Leah 3589 years ago
    Did you hear what happened to Bilhah? Rachel told Jacob to have her son by her.
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  • Leah 3592 years ago
    Oh, you want to play that game, do you?
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3592 years ago
  • Leah Jacob 3589 years ago
    I want more children, but I can't conceive. Take my maid Zilpah.
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  • Zilpah 3588 years ago
    is having a son.
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    • Leah His name Gad, because I'm amassing a troop.
      3588 years ago
  • Zilpah 3586 years ago
    is having another son.
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    • Leah His name Asher, because I am happy.
      3586 years ago
  • God 3583 years ago
    sent Leah a gift: restored fertility
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  • Leah 3582 years ago
    is having another son.
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    • Leah His name Issachar, because of my hire.
      3582 years ago
  • Leah 3580 years ago
    is having another son.
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    • Leah His name Zebulun, because now my husband will dwell with me.
      3580 years ago
  • Leah 3578 years ago
    is having a daughter.
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    • Leah Her name Dinah, and I don't have a reason.
      3578 years ago
  • Jacob Jacob's Wives 3568 years ago
    Your dad has not been friendly to us. But God has been good and has increased our portion. And God has told me to go back to my homeland.
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    • Jacob's Wives Our dad sold us and then wasted all that money. Let's get out of here.
      3572 years ago
  • Leah 3568 years ago
    is packing her stuff on the camels.
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  • Leah 3568 years ago
    is watching Laban look through all the tents.
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  • Leah 3568 years ago
    Come on, dad, just let it go.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3568 years ago