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  • Do you have any water? My canteen is dry.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3320 years ago
  • No one 3320 years ago
    has any water
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  • Israelites 3320 years ago
    just found some water!
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  • Israelites 3320 years ago
    Never mind - it's bad. Don't drink the water here at Marah.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3320 years ago
  • Israelites Moses 3320 years ago
    Now what are we supposed to drink?
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  • Moses God 3320 years ago
    How can I get some water for your people?
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    • God Take that tree over there and toss it into the bitter water
      3320 years ago
  • Moses 3320 years ago
    is tossing the tree into the water
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  • Moses Israelites 3320 years ago
    Okay, the water is good now - drink up!
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    • Israelites like this.
    • Moses Next time, trust God instead of complaining. Obey Him, and you will be fine.
      3320 years ago
  • Israelites 3320 years ago
    are now camping at Elim. Nice place, with 70 palm trees and 12 wells for water.
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  • Do you have any food? My pantry is dry.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3320 years ago
  • No one 3320 years ago
    has any food
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  • Israelites Moses 3320 years ago
    We never lacked any food in Egypt, but you have brought us here to kill us all with hunger.
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  • Moses God 3320 years ago
    Can I get some help with food too?
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    • God Oy, these people! I will make it rain food. Every day the people are to gather their food, except for the 7th day. Make sure they get double on the 6th day so they can rest on the 7th.
      3320 years ago
  • Moses and Aaron Israelites 3320 years ago
    You will know that God is leading us because you will have meat tonight and bread tomorrow. We hear your complaints, but you're not really mad at us, you're mad at God.
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  • Quail 3320 years ago
    are covering the land
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  • Dew 3320 years ago
    is covering the ground
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  • Dew 3320 years ago
    is leaving the ground
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  • Manna 3320 years ago
    is covering the ground
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    • Israelites What is covering the ground?
      3320 years ago
    • Manna I am
      3320 years ago
    • Israelites What is it?
      3320 years ago
    • Manna Exactly!
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    • Moses This is the stuff that we are to eat. Gather some every morning for that day, except no gathering on the Sababth - get some extra on the day before
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  • One Israelite 3320 years ago
    I feel like taking the week off - I'm just gonna harvest a bunch of manna on Monday, enough to last the week. Then I'll relax while everyone else has to work each day.
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  • Moses 3320 years ago
    Whoa! What is that awful smell? It seems to be coming from that pile of old manna...
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  • Moses Israelites 3320 years ago
    Whose manna is this? You guys know you're not supposed to keep manna overnight except for teh Sabbath. Gather every day, okay? Now clean up this mess.
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  • One Israelite 3320 years ago
    Oops! I forgot to get extra yesterday. Sabbath schmabbath, I'm going to go get some manna today.
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    • God does not like this.
    • One Israelite Hey! Where's all the manna?
      3320 years ago
    • Moses Did you not hear the instructions? Gather extra on the day before the Sabbath because there is to be no gathering on the Sabbath.
      3320 years ago
  • Moses Aaron 3320 years ago
    We need to memorialize what God has done for us here. Take a serving of manna and set it aside for future generations to remember God's provision.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3320 years ago
    • Aaron Sounds good.
      3320 years ago