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  • Pharaoh Amenemhet III 3350 years ago
    is dead
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3350 years ago
    • Israelites Maybe this is our chance to escape our slavery in Egypt!
      3333 years ago
  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3323 years ago
    joined the group Rulers of Egypt
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3323 years ago
  • God 3323 years ago
    is pitying His people.
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  • Moses 3321 years ago
    is herding the sheep.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3321 years ago
    • SPCA That's awful!
      1 years ago
    • Moses No - herding, not hurting.
      3321 years ago
    • SPCA Oh. That's okay then.
      1 years ago
  • Burning Bush 3321 years ago
    is on fire but is not burning up
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    • Moses That's odd.
      3321 years ago
  • God Moses 3321 years ago
    Moses!
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    • Moses Here I am.
      3321 years ago
    • God Take off your sandals and do not come any closer, for you are standing on holy ground
      3321 years ago
    • God I AM the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
      3321 years ago
    • Moses is hiding his face.
      3321 years ago
    • God I know the Egyptians are oppressing My people, and I am going to deliver them out of Egypt and into a new land.
      3321 years ago
    • God am sending you to Pharaoh, to bring the people out of the land.
      3321 years ago
    • Moses Who am I, that Pharaoh should pay attention to me?
      3321 years ago
    • God I will be with you.
      3321 years ago
    • Moses When I tell the people that God has sent me to them, and they ask me for Your name, what do I tell them?
      3321 years ago
    • God I AM. Tell them that I AM has sent you.
      3321 years ago
    • God Go, get the elders of Israel, and tell Pharaoh that I want all the Israelites to go into the wilderness to make sacrifices.
      3321 years ago
    • God He won't let you go, but do not worry - I will strike down Egypt and then he will let you go.
      3321 years ago
    • God Not only will he let you go, but the Egyptians will send you away with gifts.
      3321 years ago
    • Moses But the Israelites won't believe that You spoke with me.
      3321 years ago
    • God What's in your hand?
      3321 years ago
    • Moses A stick
      3321 years ago
    • God Throw it on the ground
      3321 years ago
    • Moses' Staff Look everybody - I'm a snake now!
      3321 years ago
    • Moses is running away from the snake
      3321 years ago
    • God Come back here, and grab the snake by its tail
      3321 years ago
    • Moses is catching the snake by the tail
      3321 years ago
    • Moses' Staff Aww, rats. Now I'm a stick again.
      3321 years ago
    • God Now put your hand in your shirt
      3321 years ago
    • Moses Aaaah! My hand has leprosy!
      3321 years ago
    • God Now put your hand in your shirt again
      3321 years ago
    • Moses Hey! My hand is well again!
      3321 years ago
    • God If they don't believe I sent you, and they don't believe the first sign, and they don't believe the second sign, then scoop some river water and pour it on the ground and it will turn to blood.
      3321 years ago
    • Moses Those are pretty fancy signs and all, but I am not good at public speaking.
      3321 years ago
    • God Who created mouths for speaking? I did, and I'll help your mouth to function.
      3321 years ago
    • Moses Can't you just send someone else?
      3321 years ago
    • God No, now stop with the excuses. Aaron is your brother - he has a good voice. He will come meet you. When he does, you tell him what I have told you. He can help you speak.
      3321 years ago
  • Moses Jethro 3321 years ago
    I need to go visit my family in Egypt
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3321 years ago
    • Jethro Go in peace.
      3321 years ago
  • God Moses 3321 years ago
    All those in Egypt who wanted to kill you are dead, so you can go without fear.
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  • Moses 3321 years ago
    is on his way to Egypt, with the wife and kids of course.
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  • God Moses 3321 years ago
    When you get to Egypt, show Pharaoh all the signs. But he will not listen to you. So then you tell him if he doesn't let the people go, his firstborn son will die.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 3321 years ago