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  • Nabal 2898 years ago
    Sheep have been productive. I'm up to 1,000 sheep now. That makes ... let's see ... 990 more than my loser neighbor.
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  • Nabal 2897 years ago
    I should be able to buy anything I like now.
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  • Nabal Nabal's Neighbor 2897 years ago
    I don't like your house. Here's some money - move away.
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  • Nabal 2897 years ago
    is demolishing that ratty eyesore that's next door. I mean, that used to be next door.
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  • Nabal Abigail's Father 2896 years ago
    How much for your daughter? For marriage, of course... 50 sheep?
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  • Ten Young Men Nabal 2886 years ago
    Peace be upon you, Nabal
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2886 years ago
    • Nabal Well, it was peaceful until you scoundrels disturbed our shearing
      2886 years ago
    • Ten Young Men We bring greetings from your humble servant David, who saw that no harm came to either your shepherds or your flocks during our time in Carmel.
      2886 years ago
    • Nabal My shepherds can take care of themselves just fine, thankyouverymuch.
      2886 years ago
    • Ten Young Men And now we ask for your favor in providing our camp with whatever food you can spare?
      2886 years ago
    • Nabal Whatever food I can spare?! That amount is none. I don't know who you guys are. This food is for my workers, and I can't be giving away stuff to anyone who wanders by.
      2886 years ago
  • Nabal 2886 years ago
    is logging off
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  • Abigail Nabal 2886 years ago
    You know, David was headed here to kill you for your lack of gratitude. But I gave him a bunch of food to placate him.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2886 years ago
    • Nabal ?!?!
      2886 years ago
  • Nabal 2886 years ago
    is in a coma
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  • Nabal 10 days later
    is dead
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    • David Thanks to God that He avenged me of my enemy.
      2886 years ago