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  • Thus says the LORD God of Israel, 'Let my people go and worship me in the wilderness.'
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Who is this God? I do not know who He is, so I'm not going to let Israel go.
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    • Moses and Aaron God told us to go for a 3-days journey. Let us go, so that He won't smite us.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I If they go, then who will do all the work? Nope, no vacation time for the Israelites.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    is annoyed that those guys are trying to weasel some vacation time.
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  • The people do not have enough work, since they have time to devise plans about sacrificing to their God.
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  • You should have consulted with us before changing the workflow. This new process is hindering production.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Too bad. If the people have enough time to ask me about leaving to worship their God, then they have enough time to go gather straw.
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  • Moses and Aaron Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    God says to let His people go.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I No. Why should today be any different? Do you have anything new to show me?
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    • Moses Yes, watch this. Aaron, throw down your staff!
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  • Aaron 3320 years ago
    is throwing his staff on the ground in from of Pharaoh
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  • Aaron's Staff 3320 years ago
    Wheee! I'm becoming a snake!
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    created a group: Not Impressed with Moses
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3320 years ago
    joined the group Not Impressed with Moses
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3320 years ago
    are changing their staffs into snakes too.
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  • Aaron's Staff 3320 years ago
    is eating all the magicians' snakes.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    is getting annoyed with all this.
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  • God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.
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  • Nile River 3320 years ago
    is now full of blood
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3320 years ago
    are changing some water into blood too.
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  • God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.
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  • Nile River 3320 years ago
    is now full of frogs
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  • Okay, you made your point. Now take your frogs and go home. Maybe once the frogs are gone, I will let your people go.
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    • Moses Sure. Name the day you want the frogs gone.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Tomorrow.
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    • Moses The frogs will stay in all the land until tomorrow, then they will live in the river only, like frogs are supposed to be. This is so that you know that God is in charge.
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  • Land of Egypt 3320 years ago
    is now full of dead frogs
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    • Nile River All my frogs are still alive. Stinks to be you. Literally.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I The frogs are not hopping around the palace anymore. I see no reason to keep my end of the bargain.
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  • Land of Egypt 3320 years ago
    is now full of lice
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3320 years ago
    are trying unsuccessfully to conjure up some lice too.
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  • Those lice are of God.
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  • God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.
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  • Land of Egypt 3320 years ago
    is now full of flies
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  • Go sacrifice to your God, but do it here in Egypt
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    • Moses That would not be right. God wouldn't like it, and the Egyptians wouldn't like it. We must go three days' journey into the wilderness.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Go, but don't go far. And ask your God to take these flies away.
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    • Moses I will do so, but don't neglect your end of the bargain again.
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  • Land of Egypt 3320 years ago
    is now empty of flies
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  • God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, He will kill all your cattle. Just the Egyptians' cattle though, not the Hebrews'.
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  • Land of Egypt 3320 years ago
    is now full of dead cattle
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  • Moses 3320 years ago
    is tossing handfuls of ashes into the air.
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  • Moses Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    God says to let His people go. He has let you rule Egypt just so He can display His power. Prepare for some vicious plagues. People and animals are to take shelter.
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  • Some Egyptians 3320 years ago
    are moving their animals into barns.
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  • Other Egyptians 3320 years ago
    are keeping their animals in the fields
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  • God 3320 years ago
    is sending hail mixed with fire.
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  • I was wrong - God is good and I am bad. Ask God to stop, and I will let you go.
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    • Moses After I leave the city, I'll signal God and the hail will stop. Thus you will know that the earth is God's. But don't think that I trust you yet.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    Hey! The hail stopped. You just gotta wait these things out. No sense giving in to our slaves' demands.
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  • God asks how long you will keep refusing to acknowledge that He is in charge. This time, it's going to be locusts. So many locusts you won't be able to see the ground. You won't be able to walk or sit without squishing them. And they will be very hungry.
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    • Pharaoh's Servants How many more plagues will it take? Let these people go before there's no more Egypt left!
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I You know what, Moses? Go ahead and serve your God. But before you go, who exactly will be going?
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    • Moses Everyone. Young, old, women, children, livestock
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I All the men can go, that's fine. But I think you're up to something if you take the children too. No kids.
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  • Locusts 3320 years ago
    are eating all the plants in the land of Egypt
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  • I have sinned against God. Ask God to stop.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    Hey! The locusts are gone and I didn't even have to promise anything this time.
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  • Darkness 3320 years ago
    is covering the land of Egypt
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses 3320 years ago
    Ok, go. Take your adults and children and go. Just leave your flocks and herds here.
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    • Moses That won't work. The point of going is to sacrifice to God. If there are no livestock, we can't sacrifice.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I You know what - I'm done with you. Leave here and never let me see you again.
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    • Moses Those words are more true than you know - you will never see me again.
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  • God 3320 years ago
    is slaying the first-born of all the people and cattle of unmarked houses.
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  • Go. Take all your people and flocks and go. And put in a good word for me while you are doing your sacrifices.
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  • All our workers are gone! Now what are we going to do?
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    is leading the army against the Hebrew slaves
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    There they are.
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  • Angel of God 3320 years ago
    is standing between the Egyptians and the Israelites.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    Hey! Why's it so quiet in the enemy camp?
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3320 years ago
    challenged Egyptian Army in the game Capture the Hebrews
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  • God 3320 years ago
    is pulling the wheels off the Egyptian chariots
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