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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
Thus says the LORD God of Israel, 'Let my people go and worship me in the wilderness.'

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Who is this God? I do not know who He is, so I'm not going to let Israel go.
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- Moses and Aaron God told us to go for a 3-days journey. Let us go, so that He won't smite us.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I If they go, then who will do all the work? Nope, no vacation time for the Israelites.
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

is annoyed that those guys are trying to weasel some vacation time.

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I Egyptian Taskmasters 3327 years ago
The people do not have enough work, since they have time to devise plans about sacrificing to their God.

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- Egyptian Taskmasters More work? That's fine by us.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Yes, not only must they make bricks, but now they must gather the materials themselves too.
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- Egyptian Taskmasters Good one, sir.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I That's not even the best part. The best part is their quota of bricks won't change!
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Hebrew Middle Managers Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
You should have consulted with us before changing the workflow. This new process is hindering production.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Too bad. If the people have enough time to ask me about leaving to worship their God, then they have enough time to go gather straw.
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Moses and Aaron Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
God says to let His people go.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I No. Why should today be any different? Do you have anything new to show me?
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- Moses Yes, watch this. Aaron, throw down your staff!
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Aaron 3327 years ago

is throwing his staff on the ground in from of Pharaoh

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Aaron's Staff 3327 years ago

Wheee! I'm becoming a snake!

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

created a group: Not Impressed with Moses

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Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago

joined the group Not Impressed with Moses

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Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago

are changing their staffs into snakes too.

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Aaron's Staff 3327 years ago

is eating all the magicians' snakes.

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

is getting annoyed with all this.

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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Yawn...
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Nile River 3327 years ago
is now full of blood

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- Egyptians do not like this.
Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago

are changing some water into blood too.

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

created a group: Still Not Impressed with Moses

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Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago

joined the group Still Not Impressed with Moses

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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Again?
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Nile River 3327 years ago

is now full of frogs

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago
Okay, you made your point. Now take your frogs and go home. Maybe once the frogs are gone, I will let your people go.

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- Moses Sure. Name the day you want the frogs gone.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Tomorrow.
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- Moses The frogs will stay in all the land until tomorrow, then they will live in the river only, like frogs are supposed to be. This is so that you know that God is in charge.
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Land of Egypt 3327 years ago
is now full of dead frogs

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- Nile River All my frogs are still alive. Stinks to be you. Literally.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I The frogs are not hopping around the palace anymore. I see no reason to keep my end of the bargain.
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Land of Egypt 3327 years ago
is now full of lice

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- Egyptians do not like this.
Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago

are trying unsuccessfully to conjure up some lice too.

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Pharaoh's Magicians Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
Those lice are of God.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Well, I'm still not impressed with Moses and his God.
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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, we have something else to show you.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I This is getting tedious...
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Land of Egypt 3327 years ago
is now full of flies

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I does not like this.
Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago
Go sacrifice to your God, but do it here in Egypt

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- Moses That would not be right. God wouldn't like it, and the Egyptians wouldn't like it. We must go three days' journey into the wilderness.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Go, but don't go far. And ask your God to take these flies away.
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- Moses I will do so, but don't neglect your end of the bargain again.
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Land of Egypt 3327 years ago
is now empty of flies

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- Egyptian Spiders do not like this.
- Pharaoh Neferhotep I The flies are not bothering me anymore. I see no reason to keep my end of the bargain.
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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

God says to let His people go. And since you're not letting His people go, He will kill all your cattle. Just the Egyptians' cattle though, not the Hebrews'.

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Land of Egypt 3327 years ago
is now full of dead cattle

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Are they all dead?
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- Land of Egypt Yes, no more horses, donkeys, sheep, oxen, or camels.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I What about in the land of Goshen?
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- Land of Goshen We're all alive over here. Nothing died yesterday or today.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I He wants to play hardball? I'm not giving in that easily.
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Moses 3327 years ago
is tossing handfuls of ashes into the air.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Now what is that supposed to mean?
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- Moses You'll soon find out
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- Pharaoh's Magicians Aaahh! We're getting boils on our skin!
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Quit whining. It's just another one of his tricks.
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- Pharaoh's Magicians We can't take it anymore!!!
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Moses Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

God says to let His people go. He has let you rule Egypt just so He can display His power. Prepare for some vicious plagues. People and animals are to take shelter.

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Some Egyptians 3327 years ago
are moving their animals into barns.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Wimps! Don't let this foreigner boss you around.
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Other Egyptians 3327 years ago
are keeping their animals in the fields

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I likes this.
God 3327 years ago
is sending hail mixed with fire.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I You've got to be kidding me.
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- Pharaoh's Magicians are really impressed.
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago
I was wrong - God is good and I am bad. Ask God to stop, and I will let you go.

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- Moses After I leave the city, I'll signal God and the hail will stop. Thus you will know that the earth is God's. But don't think that I trust you yet.
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

Hey! The hail stopped. You just gotta wait these things out. No sense giving in to our slaves' demands.

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Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
God asks how long you will keep refusing to acknowledge that He is in charge. This time, it's going to be locusts. So many locusts you won't be able to see the ground. You won't be able to walk or sit without squishing them. And they will be very hungry.

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- Pharaoh's Servants How many more plagues will it take? Let these people go before there's no more Egypt left!
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I You know what, Moses? Go ahead and serve your God. But before you go, who exactly will be going?
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- Moses Everyone. Young, old, women, children, livestock
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I All the men can go, that's fine. But I think you're up to something if you take the children too. No kids.
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Locusts 3327 years ago

are eating all the plants in the land of Egypt

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago

I have sinned against God. Ask God to stop.

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

Hey! The locusts are gone and I didn't even have to promise anything this time.

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Darkness 3327 years ago

is covering the land of Egypt

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses 3327 years ago
Ok, go. Take your adults and children and go. Just leave your flocks and herds here.

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- Moses That won't work. The point of going is to sacrifice to God. If there are no livestock, we can't sacrifice.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I You know what - I'm done with you. Leave here and never let me see you again.
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- Moses Those words are more true than you know - you will never see me again.
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God 3327 years ago
is slaying the first-born of all the people and cattle of unmarked houses.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I does not like this.
Pharaoh Neferhotep I Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago

Go. Take all your people and flocks and go. And put in a good word for me while you are doing your sacrifices.

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Egyptian Taskmasters Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
All our workers are gone! Now what are we going to do?

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- Pharaoh's Servants Why did we let them go? Maybe we can capture them. They can't have gone too far.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Yes, let's go get them back.
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

is leading the army against the Hebrew slaves

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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
There they are.

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- Israelites do not like this.
Angel of God 3327 years ago
is standing between the Egyptians and the Israelites.

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I Curses! Now we can't see them anymore.
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
Hey! Why's it so quiet in the enemy camp?

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- Egyptian Army Maybe the Hebrews are sleeping?
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I No, it's morning. They should be up by now. Someone go spy on their camp.
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- Egyptian Army It looks like they're walking through the sea.
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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I That's no good - they're getting away!
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Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago

challenged Egyptian Army in the game Capture the Hebrews

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God 3327 years ago
is pulling the wheels off the Egyptian chariots

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- Pharaoh Neferhotep I does not like this.
- Egyptian Army God must be fighting us - let's get out of here.
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