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  • Possessed Man 1990 years ago
    is changing his screen name to Unpossessed Man
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1990 years ago
  • Pigs 1990 years ago
    are flinging themselves into the sea.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1990 years ago
  • Townspeople Unpossessed Man 1990 years ago
    Excuse me, have you seen Possessed Man around here anywhere.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1990 years ago
    • Unpossessed Man That's me!
      1990 years ago
    • Townspeople No, no, can't be. We are looking for the man who is possessed. Clearly, you are unpossessed.
      1990 years ago
    • Unpossessed Man I was possessed, but this man Jesus healed me.
      1990 years ago
    • Townspeople What about the pigs?
      1990 years ago
    • Unpossessed Man An unfortunate by-product of my healing.
      1990 years ago
    • Townspeople This is too weird.
      1990 years ago
  • Jesus 1990 years ago
    is leaving.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1990 years ago
    • Unpossessed Man Let me go with you!
      1990 years ago
    • Jesus No, you need to be here to tell your friends how the Lord had mercy on you.
      1990 years ago
    • Unpossessed Man Okay.
      1990 years ago
  • Unpossessed Man Everyone in Decapolis 1990 years ago
    I was possessed by demons, but Jesus set me free!
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 1990 years ago