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  • Uriah the Hittite 2886 years ago
    is joining the army. Off to basic!
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2886 years ago
    Just got my first assignment - some small base in the middle of nowhere.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2884 years ago
    is back in town on leave.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2884 years ago
    has just overheard his parents talking to the parents of some girl.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2883 years ago
    has just changed his relationship to married
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2878 years ago
    has been promoted in the army
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2878 years ago
    is moving to the city for a new post.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2874 years ago
    got deployed again.
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  • Joab Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    Go back to Jerusalem. King David has sent for you.
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  • Uriah the Hittite David 2873 years ago
    You called for me, sir?
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    • David Yes. How is Joab doing?
      2873 years ago
    • Uriah the Hittite Fine, sir.
      2873 years ago
    • David How is the army doing?
      2873 years ago
    • Uriah the Hittite Fine, sir.
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    • David Umm ... how is the war going?
      2873 years ago
    • Uriah the Hittite Fine, sir.
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    • David Good. To reward you for your service in the army, I am giving you a day off. Go home, wash your feet, and relax.
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    • Uriah the Hittite Thank you, sir.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is spending the night on the palace steps.
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  • David Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    Why didn't you go to your house?
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    • Uriah the Hittite All my fellow soldiers are camped in tents. I wouldn't feel right spending the night in luxury while they suffer.
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    • David Hmm... Stay here today, and you can go back tomorrow.
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    • Uriah the Hittite Yes, sir.
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  • David Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    It's about dinner time. Come eat and drink with me.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    That was quite a meal!
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is a bit tipsy.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is spending the night at the palace again.
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    • David does not like this.
  • David Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    Here, go back to the battle. And deliver this letter to your commander Joab.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is delivering King David's letter to Joab.
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  • Joab Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    You'll attack that part of the city with this squadron.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    is attacking the enemy.
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  • Uriah the Hittite 2873 years ago
    has perished in battle.
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