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  • King Ahab Obadiah the Servant 2740 years ago
    This drought is killing us. Go throughout the land and look for any bits of grass you can find, so that we can feed at least some of the horses and mules.
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  • Obadiah the Servant King Ahab 2740 years ago
    O King Ahab, Elijah is in the land.
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  • King Ahab Elijah 2740 years ago
    There you are, you troublemaker.
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    • Elijah Me? I'm not the troublemaker - you are. You have continued your father's ways and are following the fake god Baal.
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    • Elijah Tell you what... why don't you gather all the Israelites at Mt. Carmel? And make sure the 450 prophets of Baal are there too.
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    • King Ahab So we can all mock you together? Sure!
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    is issuing a decree that everyone is to gather at Mt. Carmel immediately.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Quite a large gathering - it's good to see Elijah outnumbered by so much.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Elijah is so serious about his God. He should just relax. My prophets of Baal aren't hurting anyone.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    This was entertaining. Now it's just dragging on and on.
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  • King Ahab Prophets of Baal 2740 years ago
    Could you hurry it up? You're making me look bad in front of Elijah.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Oh, great - it's near the end of the day and now Elijah wants to start his turn? We'll be here all night!
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Ok, so maybe not.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Hey! What's he doing with all the prophets?
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Oh man, Jezebel is not going to be happy about that.
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  • Elijah King Ahab 2740 years ago
    Prepare to celebrate, for there will be a lot of rain coming soon.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    is eating and drinking and being merry.
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  • Elijah's Servant King Ahab 2740 years ago
    O king, you had better leave in your chariot now, otherwise the rain will stop you.
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  • King Ahab 2740 years ago
    is riding back to Jezreel
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  • Elijah 2740 years ago
    is passing Ahab on the road to Jezreel.
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    • King Ahab Oh, now you're just showing off.
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    • Elijah Let me guess - Baal never helped you do anything like this?
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  • King Ahab Queen Jezebel 2740 years ago
    Elijah was very mean today. He killed all the prophets of Baal
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2740 years ago