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  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    David and Ahinoam of Jezreel are now more than just friends.
  • Ahinoam of Jezreel 2888 years ago
    has just changed her relationship to married
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  • David 2886 years ago
    is heading to the wilderness of Paran.
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  • Nomads David 2886 years ago
    You know, Nabal is shearing his sheep nearby in Carmel
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  • David 2886 years ago
    challenged Ten Young Men in the game Ask Nabal for Some Food
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  • Ten Young Men Nabal 2886 years ago
    Peace be upon you, Nabal
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    • Nabal Well, it was peaceful until you scoundrels disturbed our shearing
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    • Ten Young Men We bring greetings from your humble servant David, who saw that no harm came to either your shepherds or your flocks during our time in Carmel.
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    • Nabal My shepherds can take care of themselves just fine, thankyouverymuch.
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    • Ten Young Men And now we ask for your favor in providing our camp with whatever food you can spare?
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    • Nabal Whatever food I can spare?! That amount is none. I don't know who you guys are. This food is for my workers, and I can't be giving away stuff to anyone who wanders by.
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  • Nabal 2886 years ago
    is logging off
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  • Ten Young Men 2886 years ago
    We'll take that as a no. Might as well head back to David.
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  • Ten Young Men David 2886 years ago
    Nabal turned us away without even offering us some water. 'No food for you!' he told us.
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    • David does not like this.
  • David David's Men 2886 years ago
    Get your swords! We're going raiding!
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  • David 2886 years ago
    I was nice to Nabal, and for what? He has treated my kindness with contempt. I will repay his contempt with death.
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  • David sent messengers to greet Nabal, but Nabal dismissed them. Please know that David's men treated us well and protected our flocks. It's a shame what Nabal has done, since now David is seeking revenge for this insult.
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    • Abigail Oy, let me see what I can do.
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  • Abigail 2886 years ago
    is gathering a bunch of food.
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  • Abigail Abigail's Servants 2886 years ago
    Load the food on these donkeys and take them to David. I'll be right behind you.
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  • Abigail 2886 years ago
    Ahh, there's David and his soldiers.
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  • Abigail David 2886 years ago
    Please hear me. Please disregard Nabal, for his name means 'fool' and that's whaat he is. Had I but known you needed provisions I would have helped you earlier. Please accept this gift of food, and do not overreact by killing anyone.
    Like · Comment · Amen! · 2886 years ago
    • David Praise God that He sent you to stop me from my sin. We accept your gift and leave you in peace.
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  • Abigail 2886 years ago
    is heading back home
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  • David 2886 years ago
    is heading back to the wilderness
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  • Abigail Nabal 2886 years ago
    You know, David was headed here to kill you for your lack of gratitude. But I gave him a bunch of food to placate him.
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    • Nabal ?!?!
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  • Nabal 2886 years ago
    is in a coma
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  • Nabal 10 days later
    is dead
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    • David Thanks to God that He avenged me of my enemy.
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  • Abigail 2886 years ago
    is officially mourning
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  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    David and Abigail are now more than just friends.
  • Abigail 2886 years ago
    is done mourning
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  • Abigail 2895 years ago
    has just changed her relationship to remarried
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  • Ahinoam of Jezreel Abigail 2886 years ago
    Just remember that he married me first, before you.
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    • David Actually, I already married Michal, so you two are my second and third wives.
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    • Ahinoam of Jezreel What?
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    • Abigail What?
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    • David It gets a little more complicated, because I never divorced my first wife, but her father gave her to a friend when I was on a trip.
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    • Abigail What did I get myself into?
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