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  • God Aaron 3328 years ago
    Go into the wilderness to meet Moses.
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  • Moses Aaron 3328 years ago
    God gave me instructions to go to Pharaoh and tell him to release the Israelites, and He gave me signs and wonders to perform to demonstrate his power.
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  • Moses and Aaron Israelites 3327 years ago
    God gave us instructions to go to Pharaoh and tell him to release the Israelites, and He gave us signs and wonders to perform to demonstrate his power.
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    • Israelites We believe that God has heard us and will free us from Egypt. Praise God!
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  • Moses and Aaron Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    Thus says the LORD God of Israel, 'Let my people go and worship me in the wilderness.'
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Who is this God? I do not know who He is, so I'm not going to let Israel go.
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    • Moses and Aaron God told us to go for a 3-days journey. Let us go, so that He won't smite us.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I If they go, then who will do all the work? Nope, no vacation time for the Israelites.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    is annoyed that those guys are trying to weasel some vacation time.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Egyptian Taskmasters 3327 years ago
    The people do not have enough work, since they have time to devise plans about sacrificing to their God.
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  • Egyptian Taskmasters Israelites 3327 years ago
    Pharaoh says you must gather your own straw to make bricks now. Our procurement department will not handle raw materials anymore.
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  • Hebrew Middle Managers Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    You should have consulted with us before changing the workflow. This new process is hindering production.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I Too bad. If the people have enough time to ask me about leaving to worship their God, then they have enough time to go gather straw.
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  • Hebrew Middle Managers Moses and Aaron 3327 years ago
    You! It's your fault! You angered Pharaoh and now he has made our live worse.
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  • Moses God 3327 years ago
    Why did You send me on this mission? Ever since I spoke to Pharaoh things have just gotten worse.
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    • God Now you will see what I can do
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    • God I promised Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob the land of Canaan. And I have heard the pleas of the children of Israel in Egypt. Tell them that I am the LORD and I will bring them out of bondage and into the promised land.
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  • Moses Israelites 3327 years ago
    God says that He is the LORD and He will bring you out of bondage and into the promised land.
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    • Israelites If that's so, then why am I still here making bricks? Go away!
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  • God Moses 3327 years ago
    Go tell Pharaoh to let the children of Israel leave his land.
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    • Moses My own people didn't listen to me. Talking to Pharaoh will be even worse.
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    • Eeyore And I thought I was depressing; this Moses guy is a real downer.
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    • God Encourage the people of Israel with My promises and charge Pharaoh to let my people go.
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  • God Moses 3327 years ago
    When Pharaoh asks for a miracle to prove something, tell Aaron to take his staff and throw it down, and it shall become a serpent.
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  • Moses and Aaron Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    God says to let His people go.
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    • Pharaoh Neferhotep I No. Why should today be any different? Do you have anything new to show me?
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    • Moses Yes, watch this. Aaron, throw down your staff!
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  • Aaron 3327 years ago
    is throwing his staff on the ground in from of Pharaoh
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  • Aaron's Staff 3327 years ago
    Wheee! I'm becoming a snake!
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    created a group: Not Impressed with Moses
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago
    joined the group Not Impressed with Moses
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  • Pharaoh's Magicians 3327 years ago
    are changing their staffs into snakes too.
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  • Aaron's Staff 3327 years ago
    is eating all the magicians' snakes.
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  • Pharaoh Neferhotep I 3327 years ago
    is getting annoyed with all this.
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